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After facing severe criticism for
poor performance and for being
present all the time in Kolkata,
Railway Minister Mukul Roy
installed a new phone answering
machine with some special features:
Welcome to Indian Railways!
The Minister is presently busy
and is unable to attend to you but
please leave your message after
you hear the beep…beeeeppp…
If you want to complain about
the quality of services rendered,
press 1.
If you want to talk about the latest
railway accident, press 2 to
hear the Minister's condolences
If you want to tell about delay in
train timings, press 3 to hear the
Minister's regrets.
If you want to complain about
the slow progress of railway projects,
press 4 and keep waiting.
If you are calling from the Prime
Minister’s Office, press 0 and disconnect
the line!
If you are from the West Bengal
chief minister’s office—Yes Didi,
I am listening. Tell me!
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