With slapping, pepper spraying and fist fights becoming common in Parliament, the government is planning to introduce additional security measures in Parliament. The government may ape the system now prevailing in flights to contain its unruly representatives. Seat belts will be made compulsory and extra large belts will soon be ordered considering the tummy sizes of some of our MPs. In case of pepper spray attack, automatically an oxygen mask will come down and help the members to breath easy. Instead of marshals, bouncers will be appointed who will come into picture when a situation is likely to slip out of hand. Also, they will help the members who refuse to take the floor.
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