Grow moustache and you land yourself in big trouble. Not from your wife but from Taliban. Recently, a Pakistani businessman was kidnapped and threatened with death by Taliban only because of his big moustache. Thus, the poor businessman apart from washing, combing, oiling and twirling his moustache also has to save it from Taliban attack daily.
Taliban has probably run out of enemies to fight.
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