Uttar Pradesh police recently traced a murderer with the help of a talking parrot. Now UP Minister Azam Khan wants to keep parrots in his cowshed so that he can trace the buffaloes, if they are stolen. But they will be kept only in cowsheds and not inside his house because parrots are known to speak the truth.
But don’t get carried away by these caged parrots. Some caged parrots never open their mouths as we could see one in Delhi.
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