A Chinese high school teacher lost his job for giving away diplomas to some girl students. You may wonder if giving diploma is a crime in Dragon country. Not really, but giving diploma in exchange for a kiss on his cheek is an offence. Yes, the teacher forced all the girls in his class to kiss him on his cheek before he gave them their diplomas. Poor ‘Chinese Kissinger’ is not aware – taking bribe in kind too is an offence!

In Chinese movies we often see characters like “the drunken monk,” “the flying tiger,” “the jumping monkey” and “the dancing crane.” Soon, we may come across one more character – “the kissing teacher.”

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