Studies of the world’s oldest known fossil primate skeleton, unearthed in central China’s Hubei Province in 2003, suggest that the early ancestors of humans might be very small creatures, smaller than even rats. Now you know why our netas are the way they behave. They have brains smaller than that of rats!Sceptics say, after all, it is based on Chinese fossil primate skeleton; its reliability is as suspect as Chinese products.

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