It seems Buckingham Palace is crumbling and Britain’s Queen Elizabeth is reportedly down to her last million. Either the British government will have to loosen its purse strings or the Royal family will have to go for some austerity measures. Otherwise the British Royal Family will soon be on rations. So, it is high time that we all sing “God Save the Queen” anthem.

It seems the global meltdown hasn’t spared even the British Royal family and the family is in need of some Quantitative Easing! To boost revenue, some experts are suggesting the Royals to rent out part of the palace. There may be ready takers like LN Mittal or Swaraj Paul. Or sell off the Kohinoor diamond and you can live the rest of your life without any financial troubles.

There is also a suggestion that the Royal Family should take a crash course on how to grow one’s empire in the modern era from our leaders. Recommended names are Sharad Pawar, Suresh Kalmadi, Yeddyurappa, Virbhadra Singh, to name a few.

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