The recent happenings at BCCI have left our Agriculture Minister very sad. He says, “This nonsense wouldn’t have happened if I was BCCI chief (thief?)”. Of course, Mr. Pawar is absolutely right. Current BCCI officials are amateurs in the art of corruption; they don’t know how to be a thief and never get caught. Veterans like Pawar would have done it in a way that no one had ever found out!

Also heard saying in Delhi, “If I were the agriculture minister I wouldn’t have allowed thousands of farmers from committing suicide in Vidarbha.”

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