English cricket players seem to have found a new way of celebrating their victory, all thanks to Monty Panesar! Three English players, Stuart Broad, Kevin Pietersen and Jimmy Anderson, are reported to have relieved themselves on the Oval pitch at Lords to the cheers of teammates as the England players celebrated the victory in recently concluded England-Australia Ashes. As one famous cricketer commented, “Too much of a pitcher,” indicating that it is the effect of having too much of beer. One thing is sure – in England too (like in India) there are no proper toilets. Earlier we saw Monty Panesar doing it and now his teammates.

Earlier English players used to pee in their pants upon seeing their opponents and now they do it on field. Nothing much has changed over the years for the English cricket team.

Some senior English cricketers were defending the action of the players thus, “They were just watering the pitch so that it becomes a little grassy.”

ICC is likely to take a decision: henceforth English players will be allowed on the field with diapers on!

Ajit Pawar, the Deputy Chief Minister of Maharashtra, is a happy man as his fan club is growing!

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