Donkey milk is gaining popularity and in Andhra it is sold for Rs.2,000 per litre. It is reported that the milk has medicinal values like curing asthma. So now people may start running around donkeys with buckets in their hands. It seems we are heading for donkey days.

We may also see donkey dairies mushrooming all over the country. Will the banks come forward to give loans for donkey dairies?  Past experience says that they may give loan to donkeys but not to such dairies.

Who knows, in the next election some political party may promise donkey milk at Rs.2 per litre…and win the election too!

The way our MPs behave in Parliament, it seems they might have already been fed with donkey milk.

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