It has been made public now that the day members of SEAL Team Six stormed Osama bin Laden’s compound in Pakistan and killed the terrorist mastermind, President Barack Obama was playing cards.
Now it is clear why Clinton could not catch or kill Osama while he was in office – he preferred playing with Monica Lewinsky than playing cards.
But our Manmohan Singh says in India playing cards while on official duty or in public places is a punishable offence. That’s why we are unable to catch any of the terrorists so far (though we don’t tolerate terrorism!).
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