Monty Panesar, the English cricketer, last week faced a different bouncer. During his cricketing career he might have faced several bouncers successfully but this one was different and it was off the field too. And he faced this bouncer not with his bat but with different ammunition!
Monty was recently fined for peeing on bouncers after being thrown out of a club as he was celebrating his team’s Ashes victory. Monty normally bowls a tight line, but it seems he’s started spraying it around of late. Fast bowlers bowling bouncers at Monty should be extra careful henceforth. This man can deal with them without bat too! Now this man really needs deep extra cover off the field.
Umpires should be extra cautious henceforth! Especially when Monty is bowling! Don’t know, if decisions go against this English Sardar what will they get in retaliation!
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