No, we are not inventing any oxymoron. It is a fact which is becoming a normal phenomenon in hospital sector due to cut throat competition and dwindling foot falls. Narayana Hridayalaya in Bangalore has adopted this novel trick which was hitherto a discount concept popular across bars to attract more customers (patients). It should be noted that happy hours is only at the time of entry and not at the time of exit when you have to pay your bills!
Soon you may have happy hours in jails too as more and more politicians start crowding them.
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