Now, Gujarat educational institutions will have bouncers reportedly to sanitise the campuses from goons and unwanted elements. Congress is taking this opportunity to tease Narendra Modi saying “when the state itself is headed by a bouncer, there is nothing strange if others follow suit.”
But parents are worried: what if the students follow the example set by Monty Panesar who peed on bouncers?

Whether educational institutions need bouncers or not is a debatable issue, but our Parliament needs many such guards and that too urgently.

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